Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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