how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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