Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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