Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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