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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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