eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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