Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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