Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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