As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
