It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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