we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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