You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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