dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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