We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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