i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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