I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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