you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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