I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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