omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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