well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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