And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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