your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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