...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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