If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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