those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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