She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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