yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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