Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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