Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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