Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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