this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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