But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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