Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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