Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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