You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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