I love black thongs
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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It's blow job season.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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