So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
