I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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