i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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