Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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