How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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