I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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