Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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