The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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