I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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