my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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