what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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