On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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