dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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