just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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