So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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