in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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