Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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