you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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