so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
