i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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