Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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