I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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